Week 11 NFL Picks

Yo yo yo ma, espn.com unofficially sponsors this week's NFL picks. I'm still too lazy to go score my picks, but will tell you LB locks are now a perfect 9-0 and I got my three sixers paid out tonight. Yum-my. We'll see if there are any locks this week, though the Pats -7 nearly qualified. Wasn't because of the uncertainty of the Lions on Thanksgiving. Then again they've lost 7 straight on Thanksgiving, so maybe it's more certain than it seems. Onward...

Falcons (-1.5) vs. Green Bay - Falcons are punningly flying under the radar. Not after this win.

Browns (-10) vs. Carolina - Line screams Browns, but no lock because Delhomme is never far away from a 4 INT game.

Steelers (-7) at Bills - Steelers cover until I see otherwise.

Jags (+7) at NY Giants - The Giants #2 receiver for this game is a dude they pulled off the street three weeks ago. The Jags can, and will, score. Giants win, but it's close.

Vikings (+1) at Redskins - Vikings show some heart with Childress gone four weeks late.

Titans (+6.5) at Texans - Gary Kubiak will be on the unemployment line next year, too. Just a hunch, line says Texans, but hey, I'm taking the bait.

Raiders (-3) vs. Dolphins - I thought the Dolphins would be better than this. Losing at home to Chicago? Ouch.

Chiefs (-2) at Seattle - Taking the bait, taking the bait... don't bet this game, kids, just don't do it.

Bears (+3.5) vs. Eagles - My Bears are the worst 7-3 team ever. The Eagles are the world's darlings right now. This line is screaming Bears. I'm listening this time.

Broncos (-4) vs. Rams - Rams aren't as good on the road, even though Denver just ain't that good. This is another "don't bet it" game, kids, just too many possibilities. Can't you see either team winning by 2 touchdowns? I could.

Ravens (-7.5) vs. Bucs - Tampa played the Falcons tough on the road, but I get the sense this Ravens team is starting to warm up. Look out for them in December. Did I mention I picked them to get to the Super Bowl?

Colts (-3) vs. Chargers - Did I mention I picked the Colts to get to the AFC title game?

49ers (-1) at Cards - Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Kids, if we follow the Rules of Logical Betting, then we have not a lock on the board. And guess what... we have not a lock on the board. If you were a client of the Logical Betting gambling advice hotline, you would be advised to enjoy the games, and spend the extra case from your 9-0 record on a special six pack from the local beer store. So we'll wait til next week to lay the perfect record back on the line. Until then, keep holding your breath for the Most Ridiculous Bowl Games post...its been started. Hasta.