The Obligatory Te'o Takes and Super Bowl Pick

Hey, did you hear Monti Te’o got catfished??? Holy crap!

I'm gonna get you!

Wait, what does catfish mean?  Seriously, though, let me be the 2,432,209,891st person to tell you, this has got to be the weirdest story since... ever? How many sentences can I end in a question mark?

My personal favorite part of this story is that it’s distracting from Lance Armstrong (see also, Catholic, the Pope is) and the lame Super Bowl storylines about Ray Lewis (other than the unintentional comedy of his Jesus rants and the Harbaugh brothers.

Anyways, let’s just cut through the carp (hehehe), and just tell this Te’o thing like it is, because, as a mildly popular sports blogger, I’m required to weigh in on this one.