The Obligatory Te'o Takes and Super Bowl Pick

Hey, did you hear Monti Te’o got catfished??? Holy crap!

I'm gonna get you!

Wait, what does catfish mean?  Seriously, though, let me be the 2,432,209,891st person to tell you, this has got to be the weirdest story since... ever? How many sentences can I end in a question mark?

My personal favorite part of this story is that it’s distracting from Lance Armstrong (see also, Catholic, the Pope is) and the lame Super Bowl storylines about Ray Lewis (other than the unintentional comedy of his Jesus rants and the Harbaugh brothers.

Anyways, let’s just cut through the carp (hehehe), and just tell this Te’o thing like it is, because, as a mildly popular sports blogger, I’m required to weigh in on this one.

Super Bowl Improvements and the LB Super Bowl Lock

Being a sports blogger, I’m required to write about the Super Bowl this week because it’s in my contract and I get paid a lot to write this, honestly, what else are we gonna write about this week?  However, rather than bore you with the usual breakdown of the game, what if we pushed the limits and tried to figure out how we could make the most perfect of sporting events even better?  Is it even possible?  That is a mystery...