Wah Wah Wah, Miami

So Erik Spolestra, coach of El Heat, was surprised that the "we were crying in the locker room" story got big. Ummmm, really? People are paying attention to your team? Wow, I can't believe that hosting a prime time ESPN special, then rolling out your Big 2 1/2 (yeah, I said it, and I'll say it again, keep reading) in front of a cheering area rock-star style draws attention to your team. Shocking.

By the way, how freaking classic would it be if the next team the Heat plays on the road declares a "Kleenex night," supplies all fans behind the baskets with a bunch of boxes of Kleenex, then has them wave tissues instead of thunder sticks while the Heat players are shooting? I would donate $100 to this clause, then fly into whatever city and go to the game. Where do I sign up?