Doing my American Duty and Week 3 Picks

Seriously, I don't know where to begin.  The LB locks, my stone cold, 80%+ victory guideline, has gone ice cold.  Starting with last year's playoffs and into the first two weeks this year, the locks are something like 1-5 the last 6.  What the hell?  Cards go into New England and win outright???

Doing my duty

Being a good American citizen, I know there's only one thing to do... completely deny any responsbility and find someone or something to blame this atrocity on.  So after spending countless days hours minutes searching for answers, and after deciding not to use this space to try and figure out who to blame for the Tigers mess (Mother... F***er...), I finally figured out why the LB locks have been so... wrong.

And really, who else could we blame?