You Call Its

Vodka, dirty and dry, bleu cheese olives

I never understood why bars called the mixed drink special "you call its."  It sounds like a privlege, "you call it."  All you get to pick is the cheapest liquor available mixed with a syrupy mix.  It's the perfect segway into a week of many a sport story to cover, and nothing worthy of a full post.  Hence, the first, and with any luck the last, Logical Betting "you call it."

And here we go.

More Proof NASCAR Isn't a Sport

Seriously, this is a sport?

Seeing the debacle that was the running of the Daytona 500, that ended partially in due to a car being set on fire by a jet drier or something reminded me of one of the greatest days in Logical Betting history. The day we answered, beyond a shadow of a shadow’s shadow of a doubt, the ages old question...

Is NASCAR a sport?

Inspired to be the Yankees PA Announcer

We all have our muses, and this video has inspired me to work on two of my ultimate sports goals:  1. Announce any sporting event.  2.  Do everything in my power to rip the Yankees.

Good advice

Super Bowl Improvements and the LB Super Bowl Lock

Being a sports blogger, I’m required to write about the Super Bowl this week because it’s in my contract and I get paid a lot to write this, honestly, what else are we gonna write about this week?  However, rather than bore you with the usual breakdown of the game, what if we pushed the limits and tried to figure out how we could make the most perfect of sporting events even better?  Is it even possible?  That is a mystery...  

Press Release, 3/6/11

Hiz to the hi! Big news out of Logical Betting world, unofficially brought by the Detroit Free Press. Rather than explain, I’ll allow our first official press release to do the talking:


MEDIA ADVISORY
For Immediate Release



EVENT: Logical Betting Appoints 3 to Executive Committee

DATE: Friday, March 4th

PLACE: Undisclosed Location in a Stupid State

DETAILS: Logical Betting founder and Executive Director of Everything LB, announced the assignment of 3 Executives to the Logical Betting Committee. Fah T. was named Director of Food, Beer, and Pop Culture issues. When reached for comment all Fah T. would say is, “please don’t tell my wife I am doing something fun.” Mojo was assigned as the Director of Intelligence but was unreachable for comment. Rumor is he is blowing stuff up in the Middle East but we are unable to confirm or deny those reports. The third member of the committee, JB was appointed as the Director of Public Relations. JB stated that he is very pleased and humbled to serve as a liaison between the community and Logical Betting and looks forward to working with all people no matter their race, religion or political affiliations.