Christmas Presents

Couldn't resist, had to post this joke I saw the other day, unofficially brought to you by the Onion. But first, a little pop quiz questions/treat, since I was unaware of the following:

Pop Quiz - N**** D*** football was recently surpassed as the #2 program in all time wins, HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you, Charlie Weis, I sincerely mean that. My beloved Wolverines are still first, though at this pace, it won't be long before Fah T. sends me constant hate mail when they give up first. Anyways, tell me, dear reader, who is now the #2 all time winningest program in college football?

Sports Christmas Joke - What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa only had three hos! Love it!

Pop Quiz Clue - ZWR's wife is an alum.

Locks of the Week - No full out picks post, but LB loves the Pats -8.5 at Buffalo and Green Bay -3 vs. the Giants. Same betting rules apply. Locks are 12-2 on the year, and my cousin-in-law/potential new character took me when the Deadskins missed an extra point, thus covering over Tampa and not giving the Bucs a chance to win in OT. Not that I'm bitter. Stupid Graham Gano.

Pop Quiz Answer - Hook 'em Horns! As of today, the Horns lead N**** D*** by a mere 5 games. Michigan is still pretty far ahead, with about a 34 game lead, but let's just say at our current pace, this isn't a comfortable lead.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, everyone, thanks for all the support! Comments and suggestions here and to my email. Until then, hasta and cheers!